Irish Wrath Strikes Coldplay and Radio 1

I think i can possibly die happy now...

I was listening to joe wiley on radio 1 earlier, i dont usually though as i listen to chris moyles then get off and crack on to some drum n bass at 10am - but needless to say im very pleased i waited this one out.
She had U2 in the 'live lounge' and all was gravy; then she started to interview them, edge was polite and so were the others and then joe said "oh look, heres the singer...apparently walking on the tables to get to me" which i thought was a good start. Then she started off with one question, very simple question but came to be the best answer EVER said as a reply on any massive radio station in the universe.

the question was:

Joe: "Now, i hear you (bono) say that chris martin from coldplay could be up there with the likes of Paul McCartney, is that true?"

Bono: "Yes very much so, hes a great harmonist and a great guy...








...he's also a wanker"

All Swings 'n' Roundabouts

im sorry, but theres some pure geniuses out there willing to lay their future macdonalds workin selfs to bring laughter to the world, via youtube.

stumbled across this not long ago this night...



now, who came up with "go on, use the moped on the roundabout" because in my knowledge chavs usually get them things de-restricted so they do about 50mph...and that roundabout wasnt going slow.

i dunno about you but, 30mph in a space i can only describe as 'suitable for whoopie goldbergs size' is not something i'd volunteer to do

Stupid people make me angry

todays been interesting, i think its going to stay like this until its all blown over and everyones been kicked out...ive had about 5 people come up to me at work telling me their "theory" on whos going and whos staying - i ofcourse am getting a little miffed as i couldnt give a dale winton about it and just patiently waiting for the go ahead to flock into the free world and get my cock out, its not the big brother house its a job; and stupid people make me angry.

had to do some maths on my money situation should i get the almight size 12 in my black hole...but then it got torn apart as my partner in house crime mr 'paddyinengland' decided to discuss gettin the hell out of the house as getting new people in is about as difficult as getting twins to make love in front of me

Milk, Spillage and Bullcrap

right, if theres one thing ive learnt, its to eat...ive been doing it since i was born...which begs the question - why do i still pour milk down myself when i take the first spoonful of cereal. its a mystery even deeper than the one where i seem to get covered in water near my crotch area everytime i wash up. scandalous.

ok so i had my meeting today and it was pretty pointless, they took me in, explained whats going to happen and then asked if i had any questions...i knew everything he had to tell me so why doesnt he just crack the smeg on with it; apparently "im better than most in my team" doesnt really work well in redundancy situations, makes me look more a bastard than anything.

fridays meeting is a more in depth approach to why i should stay or not, so i have to sell myself. obviously not in the sense that i use my body for any extra help, because im sure the strangely "guile from street fighter" style spanish haircutted man doesnt really fancy entering my hole to let me keep my job

Day One...

Well hello,

decided to post up my own style blog due to my housemate rockin his casbah blog every day with useless dribble, i wanna dribble for a bit..

had an interesting week invovling loss of jobs and swearing alot at my playstation...

my office has decided that there are too many people in it and are going to axe the staff up...theres about 60 - 70 who work here and after a non-surprising explanation about whats going to happen to some of us there were letters given out to those who are 'at risk' when clearly some of them are safer than a nuns batty crease surrouded by taliban.
ofcourse, naturally, i got a letter and it was again more jibberish about how im at risk and how there will be consultation meetings to see who goes n who stays, in a kind of x-factor way (as my housemates worker kindly noticed).
got my meeting at 2 30 and will be interesting to see how it pans out...


been swearing alot at my playstation also: im a 22 year old guy with my own place, a good job (maybe not soon), and some great things going on in my second career...but for some reason i stay up till 1am playing "skate" on the ps3 shouting obscenities because i cant jump onto a rail and off it again with a trick inbetween...