Exhibit A

heres the pic of my toe at the time, skin is amazing its pretty much healed over now;

basically when i took this photo the blood was gushing fairly quickly so you cant see too much but yeah it was pretty painful...

Slice n Dice

Well well well, bumlife has been just dandy...

I've managed to work on my music and its paying off, had my newest track played on bbc radio 1xtra last night.

On another note, i've done something rather horrific thats left me waddling worse than a dvda (double vaginal double anal) porn star...i smashed a glass in my room the other night whilst in a rush and there were some thick peices broken from it aswell as the classic tiny crumbs which i cleared up and put on the side...mistake...
i should have cleared them up, taken to the bin and problem solved but no; i decided to put it near to where i smashed it originally on the floor without thinking and the other day i had to grab my phone as it went off moving so fast that i knocked over the glass full of smashed peices, stepped on a rather thick peice and sliced open the underside of my toe (the one next to the big toe on my left foot)...

it didnt really hurt that much, it stung for like 10 seconds then went, kinda like paper cut but upon inspection have realised it ALOT worse...its like a page out of the nuts magazine "pictures for the stronger stomach".

the glass had actually sliced open my toe all the way left to right, and leaked all the small amount of fat inside and just bled to shit...i cleaned it up with the old cold wet tissue etc and took another look which made my eyes pop out my head...


i had could see the bone


(ill post up a picture as soon as i find my lead)

All gone downhill

what a fandabbydozey day ive had...

been doing a temp job cleaning a care home for old people..now anyone in this line of work knows how harsh that can be, as it involves alot of poo, wee and sometimes puke. i thought i was going to puke.

last week i had a cushty job, the next im cleaning shit off a wall in marigolds, how depressing.

on a lighter but darker note i got told someone killed themself coz they were bored

Random Comedy

im a big fan of random comedy myself and i bought something recently that made me smile very much since having the vhs's of them from back in the 90's.
the smell of reeves and mortimer, highly simple comedy but fucking brilliant, nothing like it about. the simple jokes they do at the table at the start of the program is pure genius, stupid random crap jokes but for some reason theyre hilarious.

"hey vic can you smell onions?"
"no"
"what, even if their really close up?"

they also include a couple of jordy men that roam around wearing bras and getting offended about it when no1 really mentions it whatsoever...genius

also a big fan of ross noble at the moment, if youve not heard of him i suggest to do some research. hes a freestyle comedian who is TOTALLY random and hilarious...and i really want to go see him with someone i know called gemma if theres enough tickets. watch the whole video below, its about glueing meat to your face to get rid of a sexually active vegan who says to him "want some hot lental lovin?!" and at the start if this vid the vegan has just left so hes trying to go "phew, got out of that one"...watch how it pans out....GENIUS

Bum Life

well, the inevitable happened...i got made redundant yesterday and as much as i sometimes hated going into work, i would have love to have kept my job, but i paid the price for the current crisis and now living a bum life.

so...im laying in bed at 14:33 eating fox's 'chunky' triple chocolate biscuit watching some program where a posh twat is taking a group of randomers up a mountain. its a strange thing to watch but it has thrown a realisation into what chris moyles and that are doing for comic relief. theres so many things that can dent someone as they go up these great heights like altitude sickness, torn muscles etc...its pretty brutal

whilst watching and writing this the guy has just said "theres a big chance of hallucination as an effect of the altitude sickness...for instance...this black guy behind me has just imagined hes walked past a pizza takeaway"

firstly..."this black guy" is a terrible thing to say considering hes been walking with this group for 4 days so you would have thought hed say his name and secondly, a pizza takeaway? i didnt realise dominoes were so determined