Tuesday 17 March 2009

Slice n Dice

Well well well, bumlife has been just dandy...

I've managed to work on my music and its paying off, had my newest track played on bbc radio 1xtra last night.

On another note, i've done something rather horrific thats left me waddling worse than a dvda (double vaginal double anal) porn star...i smashed a glass in my room the other night whilst in a rush and there were some thick peices broken from it aswell as the classic tiny crumbs which i cleared up and put on the side...mistake...
i should have cleared them up, taken to the bin and problem solved but no; i decided to put it near to where i smashed it originally on the floor without thinking and the other day i had to grab my phone as it went off moving so fast that i knocked over the glass full of smashed peices, stepped on a rather thick peice and sliced open the underside of my toe (the one next to the big toe on my left foot)...

it didnt really hurt that much, it stung for like 10 seconds then went, kinda like paper cut but upon inspection have realised it ALOT worse...its like a page out of the nuts magazine "pictures for the stronger stomach".

the glass had actually sliced open my toe all the way left to right, and leaked all the small amount of fat inside and just bled to shit...i cleaned it up with the old cold wet tissue etc and took another look which made my eyes pop out my head...


i had could see the bone


(ill post up a picture as soon as i find my lead)

3 comments:

  1. Ouch! That's gotta hurt like a bitch!

    (could you put a good bit of warning before that picture? I don't wanna puke on my laptop!)

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  2. Shit mate, that's nasty!!

    Can't wait to see the graphic evidence ;-)

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