Thursday 5 March 2009

Bum Life

well, the inevitable happened...i got made redundant yesterday and as much as i sometimes hated going into work, i would have love to have kept my job, but i paid the price for the current crisis and now living a bum life.

so...im laying in bed at 14:33 eating fox's 'chunky' triple chocolate biscuit watching some program where a posh twat is taking a group of randomers up a mountain. its a strange thing to watch but it has thrown a realisation into what chris moyles and that are doing for comic relief. theres so many things that can dent someone as they go up these great heights like altitude sickness, torn muscles etc...its pretty brutal

whilst watching and writing this the guy has just said "theres a big chance of hallucination as an effect of the altitude sickness...for instance...this black guy behind me has just imagined hes walked past a pizza takeaway"

firstly..."this black guy" is a terrible thing to say considering hes been walking with this group for 4 days so you would have thought hed say his name and secondly, a pizza takeaway? i didnt realise dominoes were so determined

1 comment:

  1. ahaha what a dick he doesnt even know the poor guys name. He proably just points at him all the time and says "you.... black dude!" Id hallucinate my foot up his arse real fast.

    Sorry to hear about the job, thats happened to me a couple times never fun.

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